Simple is the answer friends. I stick around to remind the naked guys and gals to stay un-fussy, honest and down to earth. I wrote them a manifesto, the rulebook of nakedness, to keep them on their nude path. It’s my most favouritest piece of work and I wanted to share it with you.
Our way that is definitely not!
No hiding away, sweeping under the carpets or shifting of blame games!
Why should customer pay for more than Naked top banana work?
Please feel freedom to hit us with sack if we ever do!
Why make you pay for bloaty top dollar bag handler people?
Why should just the big brands enjoy best workings? Our pricing makes for affordability for all
*Naked Steve’s ancestors were crash-test dummies from Scandinavia, so please forgive his pronunciation in places.
UK Marketing Manager - ATPI